Dear Blog,

This blog may contain some information of a rather personal nature, so thank you for reading it.

I’d really love to own this new Japanese type toilet that would clean me and you do not have to use any toilet paper. It even dries you afterwards! I have a lot of both bladder and bowel problems associated with my ongoing MS, I think owning this particular toilet would really help me to manage my overall medical conditions a little better. I think the make and model of this toilet may be Japanese and I’m not even sure they are available, or can be installed in the UK. Here’s a clue to a famous bloke who already owns one and is quoted as saying “I love my toilet” – Mr Leonardo De Caprio! Unfortunately I can’t afford this toilet, still, I can still dream of my new resolution.